The one and only Beelzebutt!

I always have a lot of shit to say none wants to know about...
....and then tumblr happend.

supermishamiga:

razycrandomcunt:

alldayanyday:

shellysbees:

youtube-cake-and-hannahhart:

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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are we allowed to ask WHY THIS PHOTO EXISTS?

Might have something to do with this.

This is the best link ever

what did I just …

this reminds me of…

k-i-l-l-a-p-a-m:

You can’t sit with us *flips fucking seat all the way around*

k-i-l-l-a-p-a-m:

You can’t sit with us *flips fucking seat all the way around*

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letsdarry:

grubbsgrady:

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chekon-chekov:

supermishamiga:

elessar2931:

destieltheory:

iamilex:

lucifersnuts:

pineappledean:

castielsmitesyou:

flutiebear:

Sassy as fuck.

Now that’s the Castiel I love. 

That look that he gives him…it is like “What? Yeah that was me. You impressed?”

I laugh so hard at this every time jsut cas omg 

I miss my original flavor sassy Cassie.

omg i cant

original flavor sassy Cassie

He’s still there with lines like:

“You know, I can hear you, I am a celestial being.”

“I’m an angel, you ass.”

“I’m aproximately the size of the Crysler building”

or those times when Dean says things like: “Can you lift this.” and Cas is all *bitch, please*

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*just look at me, doing all the work* *I’m fabulous, aren’t I?*

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and this one just speaks for itself:

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like “srsly you underestimate me baby”

Sasstiel: Angel of the Lord

He’s a strong independent angel who don’t need no Lord

REBLOGGING FOR THE LAST COMMENT, PEOPLE

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best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

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out-in-the-open:

Best Winchester Brotherly Bonding Scenes 

Those times Sam made fun of Dean’s clothing choices. 

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huntandshout:

corrupted-cumber-cookie:

hidingfromthespotlight:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

sherlockedwithfeels:

ignisaquae:

If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that person’s boggart take?

jared padalecki idk

Do you think boggart Jared would forcefully give you a piggyback ride and run around yelling “I am your biggest nightmare”

because I think he would

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tHIS POST JUST MADE MY DAY JFC

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poorbeautifuldean:

Jensen Ackles | tummy appreciation

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thetremblingofmyhand:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Sorry but, coming from a woman, “blue balls”  (ie pain caused by temporary fluid congestion) can be a thing, it’s just that not all men experience it, it will not cause any damage if not “treated”, and no woman should be obliged to “relieve” a guy with this problem. 

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