1. lokeleo:

    andthenewt:

    weirdnessloveandscifi:

    bohemian-napsody:

    very fucking punny you shits

    teeth

    with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

    actual humor

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  2. sassytaco:

    spank-that-cass:

    aubsticle:

    this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

    why are  we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still moving

    Should I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?

    (Source: buzzfeed, via assbuttsgriptight)

     
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  4. phandelions:

    team-free-plaid-shirts:

    mynameisntgood:

    gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes:

    This should be an Industry Standard.

    I volunteer.

    That’s it. I’ve figured out what I want to do with my life.

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  5. collegehumor:

    Just because I smart doesn’t mean I’m not drink.

    Finish Engineering Level: Alcoholism (10 Innovative Ways to Booze it Up)

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    1. SPN Season 1: Let's use Christo to find out if they're a demon
    2. SPN Seasons 2-4: Let's exorcise all demons to save their vessels
    3. SPN Seasons 5-9: Lol let's stab the guy and see if he glows when he dies
     
  6. deanwinchesterisapaintedwhore:

    justdesti-el:

    loki-dokey:

    lordwhat:

    This is what I choose to do with my spare time.

    I JUST LOS T My SHIT

    I’m sO FUCKING DONE

    Whatever i was expecting, it was not this

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  7. themostawkwardthingyouveeverseen:

    sherlock-hannibal:

    G U Y S   H E   D I D   T H E   T H I N G !

     [here]

    THIS CHICKEN IS SO FROZEN IT STARTED SINGING LET IT GO

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  8. awellkept-secret:

    this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

    image

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  9. highkeygay:

    wake up open the curtains

    image

    take a shower then dry my hair

    image

    come down stairs ready for breakfast

    image

    greet the mailman

    image

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  10. juliuscaesarofficial:

    becca-morley:

    history

    why are there no posts about me on this 

    this is an outrage

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  11. sir-ryan-lancelot:

    officialfrenchtoast:

    modern day rebels

    This makes me happy

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  12. fvckthisreality:

    These actors are killing me and I’m dying sweetly.

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  13. babyferaligator:

    manrayban:

    babyferaligator:

    science side why this do that

    water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle

    thank u science side

    (Source: worrytime, via assbuttsgriptight)

     
  14. cleverkats:

    Some stories stay with us forever

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